Live~Authentically
She’s needs another towel for her bush.

-My brother, while he and I were watching Pinocchio’s Revenge. 

We got more than we bargained for when the young/hot house keeper turned around in the shower and showed off the good China. 

This is how big of a nerd I am. This is not the correct quote for this moment.  It’s something like, “ravioli, ravioli, spaghetti….”
Later on, Robot Mr. Krabs says that to Spongebob. 
Yeah, I’ll stop.

This is how big of a nerd I am. This is not the correct quote for this moment.  It’s something like, “ravioli, ravioli, spaghetti….”

Later on, Robot Mr. Krabs says that to Spongebob. 

Yeah, I’ll stop.

Buzz kill.

Buzz kill.

Yo, Disney Princess coloring book, why can’t I choose Jasmine’s hair color?

Yo, Disney Princess coloring book, why can’t I choose Jasmine’s hair color?

Apparently, I bombed my interview.

The lady is essentially giving me a second chance to come in and interview with her one-on-one. 

At least there’s that.

Yay?

maids-with-aids:

shrugging:

my cat kisses back

I’M CRYING OH MY GOD I WANT IT SO BAD I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY THIS IS BEAUTIFUL NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL 

maids-with-aids:

shrugging:

my cat kisses back

I’M CRYING OH MY GOD I WANT IT SO BAD I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY THIS IS BEAUTIFUL NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL