Live~Authentically

She’s needs another towel for her bush.

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—	-My brother, while he and I were watching Pinocchio’s Revenge. We got more than we bargained for when the young/hot house keeper turned around in the shower and showed off the good China.

This is how big of a nerd I am. This is not the correct quote for this moment. It’s something like, “ravioli, ravioli, spaghetti….”

Later on, Robot Mr. Krabs says that to Spongebob.

Yeah, I’ll stop.

Buzz kill.

Yo, Disney Princess coloring book, why can’t I choose Jasmine’s hair color?

Apparently, I bombed my interview.

The lady is essentially giving me a second chance to come in and interview with her one-on-one.

At least there’s that.

Yay?

#the obama’s are basically just those cool dorky neighbors that live next door to you #only in charge of an entire country

shrugging:

my cat kisses back

I’M CRYING OH MY GOD I WANT IT SO BAD I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY THIS IS BEAUTIFUL NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL